YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID
"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and
drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have
so many stupid leaders."
"The only thing that ever consoles man or woman for the
stupid things they do is the praise they always give themselves
for doing them."
"The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve
forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget."
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately
explained by stupidity."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human
stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere
ignorance and consciencious stupidity."
-Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid
"Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change."
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure
and the intelligent are full of doubt."
"A stupid child is ruin to a father, and a wife's quarreling
is a continual dripping of rain."
-The Bible: Hebrew, Proverbs 19:13
"Stupid is as stupid does."
"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of,
he always declares that it is his duty."
-George Bernard Shaw
"To be stupid and selfish and to have good health are
the three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is
lacking, the others are useless."
"Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid.
Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But
the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government
for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows."
"Idiots have the best of it in this world. They can sit
at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory,
they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat."
"You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost
agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert,
"Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is
always from the noblest motives."
"One always has the idea of a stupid man as perfectly
healthy and ordinary, and of illness as making one refined and
clever and unusual."
"I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid
and senseless of animals."
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
-George Bernard Shaw
"We have no words for speaking of wisdom to the stupid.
He who understands the wise is wise already."
"There are only two races on this planet-the intelligent
and the stupid."
"One must be a little foolish, if one does not want to
be even more stupid."
-Michel de Montaigne
"I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning
experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've
done as a 'learning experience.' It makes me feel less stupid."
"You have to believe in God before you can say there
are things that man was not meant to know. I don't think there's
anything man wasn't meant to know. There are just some stupid
things that people shouldn't do."